Monday, 24 January 2011

24th jan jokes

I sat down next to my wife and said, "You look so cute when you're concentrating"
My wife said, "Will you fuck off while I'm trying to have a shit"
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Last night I had mind-blowing sex with the prettiest girl in my school.

I am so fired.
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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.
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I just recieved a rejection letter from "Cupid, Dating Agency" they said i failed my application due to an issue with question #3, "what do you like most in a woman",, Apparently "My Dick" wasnt an acceptable answer..!
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      I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a
turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind..
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I have a new pick up line that works every time! It doesn't matter how
gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I
always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I
ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

MORE TOMORROW FOLKS!!!
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7 comments:

  1. Jomak41224 January 2011 at 19:29

    I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.

    I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

    But she did.

    lmao This one did me in!!!! Awesome post.

    Following and supporting

    http://jomak412.blogspot.com/

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  2. Anonymous24 January 2011 at 20:45

    haha I gotta try out that pick up line tomorrow!

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  3. Tsipise24 January 2011 at 21:07

    I lol'd. Good jokes! following btw.

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  4. Mr. Insanium24 January 2011 at 21:35

    Heard these before, but they are still brilliant

    Put you on follow, likin your blog


    www.crackinstuff.blogspot.com

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  5. SkyBlue24 January 2011 at 21:54

    Hello~! Lol funny stuff. Thank you for sharing all those!
    I have followed your blog.

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  6. Jordan24 January 2011 at 23:56

    lold at thai

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  7. Zach25 January 2011 at 07:38

    HAHAHA, so fired! lol
    Keep em coming!
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