I overheard him telling his colleague that I had "Serious healthy shoes."
Gathered round Uncle Bill's hospital bed, watching the ward's TV and sipping coffee from the vending machine, we reminisced just what a prolific thief he'd been over his life.
As we sat in his front room at home.
I contracted an oral infection, after going down on some slut. It's caused my tongue to swell up.
It's thickening, really.
There really is no sense in running from your problems.
Unless they are lions
I kept getting up late for work so I went to see a doctor who advised that I sleep on a bed of herbs.
Now I always wake up on thyme.
How do deaf people tell the difference between someone coughing and someone mimicking a blowjob?