Sorry for not blogging yestrday, comp went down :(
Men think about sex every seven seconds.
Which is why I eat hot dogs in under six seconds...
so it doesn't get weird!
My dad walked in on me while smoking a joint in one hand, and fapping to porn in the other... How the fuck did he open the door?
I have an itchy prostate
Or at least that's what I'll be saying if I get caught.
I bought my wife a Memory Stick, it's great!
She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here".
A time traveller walks into a bar.
Emma Watson has been quoted as saying she would go naked in a film if asked.
Emma, would you go naked in a film please?