Saturday, 22 January 2011

some jokes to keep you occupied lol

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for.

It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered.   

  

My wife walked in as I was giving my dog a blow job.

She said, "That's disgusting, what do you have to say for yourself?"

I just sat there and said nothing.

She said, "The cat got your tongue?"

I said, "Sometimes".


My girlfriend's really upset 'cos she lost her legs in a car crash yesterday.

How about me? I bought her a pair of jeans for Christmas and can't find the receipt.


I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day.
He said, " Only if you make up the time."
I said, " OK. It's 35 past 50."
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11 comments:

  1. jonwinters22 January 2011 at 17:41

    dirty dirty dirty, hahaha. is the last one a bj joke, i wasn't sure.

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  2. speakers4u22 January 2011 at 17:51

    lold


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  3. Chris22 January 2011 at 17:57

    I lol'ed at the second joke. Following and supporting.

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  4. Jimmy Fungus22 January 2011 at 18:30

    Bwa hahaha. Love that dark humor.

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  5. Zody22 January 2011 at 18:35

    lulz..Following and supporting.


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  6. Wayne22 January 2011 at 19:03

    lol, last one was brilliant

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  7. Anonymous22 January 2011 at 20:22

    haha the second joke is classic!

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  8. Pablo22 January 2011 at 20:51

    follow back man :)

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  9. Jomak41222 January 2011 at 21:03

    Lmao The girlfriend joke, had me in stitches!!! !followback! http://jomak412.blogspot.com/

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  10. Evan23 January 2011 at 09:07

    loling everywhere. Keep em comin.

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  11. MKD23 January 2011 at 11:24

    lololol those are hilarious. post moar!!

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